You take the clear vial of orange goo from the alien guard. After twisting off the metal cap, you pour the slow, burbling liquid into your mouth. The slime sloshes around in your mouth, like a living creature, leaping down your throat on its own. 

It tastes… wonderful! It’s like the greatest fruit salad ever constructed. The flavors are so tangy, so sweet, so glorious. Your mind is blown. This goo tastes so good, you realize your whole life was a primitive lie. There is so much more to the universe than you ever knew, you ponder, as orange foam pours out your nose and throat. You die from exposure to life’s greatest delicacy.

THE END