“I consult the mega brain!” you say with confidence, repeating something you heard on CNN before the anchors were all teleported to the broadcaster tunnels. “I love our giant, communal mega brain. To touch it is to know infinite wisdom.”

“CORRECT,” the alien guard states. “ALL HAIL THE MEGA BRAIN!”

“Mega Brain!” you reply. “Gotta love it!”

You smile, breathing a huge sigh of relief. You’re not pulverized yet, damn it!


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