“I get sad,” you respond. “I’m in touch with my feelings and I’m not afraid to express them.”

“EMOTIONS ARE FORBIDDEN BY OUR GOD-KING DIZOR. WE NEVER EXPRESS EMOTIONS. YOU ARE CLEARLY HUMAN AND HAVE WASTED MY PRECIOUS TIME, WHICH MAKES ME VERY ANGR– NEUTRAL! IT MAKES ME NEUTRAL! DIE, HUMAN SCUM!!!”

As the guard’s pulverizer gun charges up, a rush of memories come flooding back. Birthdays. Graduations. Job promotions. Kissing the love of your life by a warm sunset. You experienced the very best life had to offer. Though you’re sad, there’s also a twinge of joy in this moment. All lifeforms are just passing through this mortal coil. It’s not about whether you live, but how you live.

You are vaporized into space debris!

THE END