Bigfoot was unable to fix the pipes himself. In fact, his hair kept clogging the drain and making things worse. So the cheapskate finally gave up and hired a plumber to snake it. Literally. The plumber was a medusa-like monster with snakes for hands.

After using every bottle of Windex, every paper towel, and every disinfectant wipe you own, your bathroom is finally usable again at 4:21 am. Victory!

Yes, the raccoons are still getting in through the hole in the living room ceiling, but that’s a battle for another day.

THE END