You open the door to an impatient Bigfoot, who barges in and huffs impatiently. He stomps around the living room, the kitchenette, and the dining corner looking for his potential mate.

“Oh, uh… you just missed her,” you lie. “But while I’ve got you here, my bathtub is full of shit–”

Bigfoot freaks out! He flips over your sofa! He knocks over your garbage bin! He overturns a bookcase and your Funko Pops crash onto the stained carpet! After shattering your framed Coldplay concert poster, Bigfoot rips your front door off its hinges and runs screaming into the night.

You spend the night on Craigslist looking for a new place. Quickly, you find a nice 1 bedroom for rent! It’s only $1700/mo and it’s conveniently located in the middle of a highway.

THE END