You ask the attendant why this hotel harbors dangerous criminals. Then you tell the story of the pregnant single mother bank robber and her gun-toting toddlers with a straight face. The attendant believes you wholeheartedly and puts on a pair of shades. He goes back to the mother and attempts to citizens arrest her by subduing her arms with a beach towel. The woman punches him in the gut so hard he doubles over. The family is escorted out of the pool by an army of lifeguards. You golf clap for the scene, like you always do.