The hand gripped you beneath your flippers. Big mistake. You stab the giant’s hand with the Spear of Dolphin Justice. The giant lets go! 

“Owww!” you hear the giant human woman complain, as you flail through the air. “That hurt! And I’m an independent contractor, so I don’t even get health insurance…”

You splash back into the paper portal. Eventually, you float back into your ocean. The whole ordeal must’ve taken less than 10 minutes, because you didn’t die from dehydration.

A week later, the hand has not returned. You have avenged your fallen friends. No one shall turn a dolphin warrior into a piece of stationary, unless they want to get poked with a spear, which they do not.

THE END