You find yourself in a strange place. The world you knew – one of rainbows, oceans, and dopey-looking seals – lies underneath you on a sheet of paper. There are paints, pens, and brushes beside the paper, and a tall stack of blank folders.

When you look around, you see a dreary world of grays and flickering florescent lights. Gigantic humans dip their hands into similar sheets of paper, pulling out squirming puppies, giraffes, and polar bears, then squashing them onto blank folders. The animals’ screams of terror are silenced into static forever smiles. They’re ready for a Trapper Keeper.