You think about The Mighty Ogre’s challenge for a moment. As you stare at the print-at-home certificate in superhero life coaching you got from Whynot College, inspiration strikes.
“I’m hearing a lot of put downs when you describe yourself,” you advise. “Your powers ‘aren’t special,’ your face is ‘ugly,’ comparable to a ‘butt.’ What would it look like if you were kinder to yourself?”
He scratches his head with a spiked club, thinking it over.
“I’d probably be a lot happier,” he admits. “So many people point at me on the street and treat me like a sideshow. I guess that freak mentality has settled in.”
“I think before you can help a team, you need to learn how to help yourself. And I’m happy to be your ‘sidekick’ on this mission. My services are just $9,780 for a 6 month counseling package that includes a t-shirt.”