You think about The Mighty Ogre’s challenge for a moment. As you stare at the print-at-home certificate in superhero life coaching you got from Whynot College, inspiration strikes. 

“You said you ‘should’ be on a hero team,” you advise. “Why? Plenty of successful heroes work solo, including your friend Supremo.”

He scratches his head with a spiked club, thinking it over.

“I always wanted to be on a hero team when I was a kid,” he admits. “I don’t know. It just feels like most superheroes go the team route. Some teams offer health insurance.”

“My advice? I think you should prove to yourself you can be a hero on your own, then let the teams come to you. I’m happy to be your ‘sidekick’ on this mission. My services are just $9,780 for a 6 month counseling package that includes a t-shirt.”



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