The bald man waves over the comely barmaid. She takes your bag of gold, then reaches into her long cleavage for a rolled-up treasure map.

You and your heroes venture into the outer hills to find the “X” location on the map. After a few minutes of digging up dirt, you discover… a treasure chest! And inside the chest…. is gold! Specifically, melted chocolate wrapped in gold foil. Alas, it was too good to be true. At least the flies around you are overjoyed.

Lose up to 100 gp

Two words to look out for in a job listing: “magic map.”

If this is your third quest: Add up all your gold, then click on the corresponding ending.

Otherwise, return to the email for more quests.

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