A crowd has gathered to watch what promises to be a uniquely insipid contest between two grown adults. Money freely changes hands between the onlookers as Rufus switches Mr. Bucket on.

The game begins! You can hear Mr. Bucket’s gears churn as the bug-eyed toy clunks along the floor. In a flash, you somersault halfway across the floor to nab a red ball with your shovel, then flip backwards and drop the ball into Mr. Bucket’s head. But this is no time to get cocky. Mr. Bucket could release that ball at any moment!

Rufus gives you a hard shove to the floor. He digs his shovel into your eye, then scoops up a yellow ball by your face and dumps it in. What a scoundrel.