Triumphantly, you raise Mr. Bucket for all to see. The crowd vigorously golf claps for you! Rufus honorably takes out his remote missile detonator and hands it to you. You won the bet, and Rufus is nothing if not an honest man. After admitting defeat, he immediately instructs his goons to kill you and retrieve the device.

You run out of the casino and hop into an incredible, awe-inspiring [Insert Name of Sponsored Vehicle]. The engine revs and you peel away, ready for your next adventure. Hungry Hungry Hippos with man-eating hippos, perhaps. Or maybe Don’t Wake Daddy, but “Daddy” is D.A.D.D.Y., a global terrorist organization.

THE END