“Why don’t you visit my surface-world condo?” you ask. “You can see my tables. I have three of them, you know. All different shapes and sizes!” 

“Oh, do ‘hoo-mans’ love tables,” your moleman father responds. “True molemen hate tables. We love eating off dirt, as The Great Snout intended. Dirt is where all the nutrients are. This only confirms my suspicion that the surface-world is terrifyingly dirtless.”

Groozler’s not going to the surface anytime soon.

Mole Relationship Points: +0

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