“Aren’t you happy to see me?” you sadly ask. “It’s been 270 years.”

“Oh, I’m absolutely thrilled,” your moleman father replies. “I love waiting multiple centuries to see my own children. Shall I tunnel around for joy?”

Groozler wields sarcasm like a pickaxe.

Mole Relationship Points: +0

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