You tell Santa the elves want to wear ugly Christmas sweaters on Fridays. They want to express their individual uniqueness by all wearing the same Baby Yoda one from Target.

“Sure,” Santa relents. “I mean, ugly sweaters are totally played out, but if they want to run around in dumb sweaters eating OMG bacon and quoting Parks and Rec, they can have at it.”

Santa’s Rage: +5

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