You tell Santa the union wants the elves to get free Santa’s Workshop swag. Because the greatest gift of all is a plastic water bottle your employer slapped the company logo onto.

“Okay,” Santa relents. “I’ll get a bunch of logo t-shirts made, but everyone’s getting the same size. If it doesn’t fit, then it’s not a t-shirt, it’s a dish rag with sleeves.”

Santa’s Rage: +5

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