You tell Santa the elves want an annual pay raise tied to inflation. Their wages haven’t risen in years. They don’t earn enough butterscotch candies to live on!

“Ridiculous!” Santa relents. “I’ll give them more candy directly out of my pocket. I don’t even draw a salary, you know. I eke out a meager living off the billions of dollars I earn each year in licensing rights.”

Santa’s Rage: +75

• If Santa’s Rage is over 100, click here.
• If you want to end negotiations, click here.
• Otherwise, return to the email and make more demands. How many can you get?