You take the skeleton’s hand and it pulls you up. Time to turn this spooky graveyard into a swingin’ danceyard, a thing you just invented.

You put your arm around the skeleton’s waist and take its hand to do The Balboa, one of the 1930s hottest dance moves. The two of you shuffle your feet back and forth in a box step, but you accidentally crush three of its toes. When you spin the skeleton, it purposely lets go and spin-leaps into an open grave.

You two were out-of-step. Hasn’t this skeleton seen any Gap commercials? Oh well. At least you got some fresh air and moderately-intense exercise, which the government recommends you do 5 hours a week.

THE END