You take the skeleton’s hand and it pulls you up. Time to turn this spooky graveyard into a funky danceyard, a thing you just invented.

You roll out the Bus Stop, strutting back and forth, side to side, clapping and feeling the non-existent beat. The skeleton nods its head and joins in, matching you step for step in this undead disco. Suddenly, the skeleton stops and reaches into the dirt. It pulls out two pairs on ancient roller skates!

You and the skeleton skate around the graveyard under the disco ball moon, under the glittering stars. That’s the story of how you met. A year later, you and the skeleton are happily married.  

THE END