Oh no! You’re out of warps, which means you’re trapped in this ’90s video game!

You’re destined to spend your days shooting demonic hordes and spouting witty one-liners like, “You kill me? Hell to the no.” Oh, and good news: somehow you have an unlimited supply of stogies.

Continue? If you forward the game to a friend, go back to where you were with 2 Lives. Otherwise…

GAME OVER

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