“Love was changing the mind of pretenders!” you shout to the heavens. Powerlight strikes down from the sky, absorbed by your outstretched hand. The spell was correct. In one smooth, rainbow motion blur, you punch the air! 

There’s a moment of eerie silence. Then deadly fireballs reign on the Unfunks from the heavens! From half a mile away, you watch the screaming beast machines burn to ash, consumed by soulfire. The September Crystal floats away from the heaps of ash and fur, back to its ancient pyramid home.

A celebratory chant rings out from the people of Boogie Wonderland. “Ba-dee-ya! Ba-dee-ya!” Thanks to you, true love was shared today. It was a little gnarly, but that’s the way of the world.

THE END