“Love was changing the mind of defenders!” you shout to the heavens. Nothing happens. You shout it again, but the spell does not work. Have the gods of progressive soul turned a deaf ear to your cries? Or are you misremembering the lyrics to “September” by Earth, Wind & Fire, the best song ever recorded? It must be the former. The gods are bad now.
The Unfunk beasts escape deep into Devotion Desert with the September Crystal. They stole the night away. The people of Boogie Wonderland fear and fret. However, in your groove magician sanctum that night, you discover a new power by looping funk beats on your ancient vinyl records for others to rhyme over. This musical magic will usher in a new age. You call the musical epiphany… Loopy-Doops! And what a perfect name it was.