“In the key that our hearts were singing!” you shout to the heavens. Nothing happens. You shout it again, but the spell does not work. Did the Unfunks damage the September Crystal, affecting all funk magic? Or are you misremembering the lyrics to “September” by Earth, Wind & Fire? On September 21st?! Is such a thing even possible for a groove magician?!?!

The Unfunk monsters escape deep into Devotion Desert with the crystal. They stole the night away. But perhaps Boogie Wonderland doesn’t need the crystal. Maybe the power of September comes with holding hands, dancing in the night, and remembering things. Anyway, that’s what you’re gonna tell your constituents in the lead-up to next month’s groove magician election.

THE END