The giant’s hand has you gripped tightly. You get dizzy from dehydration. Being a rainbow dolphin is usually a lot more fun! If only you had found some sort of legendary weapon beneath the ocean to fight back with. That would’ve been a real game changer.

As you go unconscious, you can feel your body get flung through the air and…

When you wake up, you can’t move. Your body is frozen in a permanent upright position. Your face is frozen in an unnatural smile. A giant, bored human child places little stickers all over your thin, cardboard body. But it’s not all bad. At least you contain an A+ book report on Little Women.

THE END