← You Are a Lisa Frank Dolphin
You swim to the island. On its surface, there’s nothing too exciting. Just bulbous-headed white women in rainbow sarong wrap swimwear lounging under rainbow palm trees with their smiling rainbow macaws.
Deep below the island sand, you find a glittering object. It’s a rainbow trident with a fin-shaped holster. This must be the legendary Spear of Dolphin Justice.