“Are you reading about the greatest mole war in history?” you kindly ask. “Uh, the second one?”

“That’s right,” your moleman father replies. “Most of these books are about what would’ve happened if Adolf Diggler won Mole War II, but Molessolini also could’ve done things differently, and that’s what I’m interested in.”

Groozler is grateful to speak to literally anyone about this book.

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