“I’m doing really well in the surface-world, actually!” you defensively reply. “I’m a web designer for an auto insurance company!!!”

“Let me guess,” your moleman father replies. “None of the ‘hoo-mans’ you work with have seen your face, and you worry if they did, they would shriek with fear? Hmm?”

Groozler is, infuriatingly, right. Arghhh.

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