You will accept your fate and become The Santa. There’s no way you’ll disappoint the world’s 2.2 billion children, as much as you’d like to use your time warping to do some cool MCU-type nonsense. The elves from S.H.E.L.F. (Santa Helpers Emergency Liability Force) arrive on the scene in their snow-camoflaged supersonic jet to pick you up, along with the reindeer and sleigh behind the dumpster of the hotel parking lot.