You arrive a few miles from your hometown at a Scrooge Bank branch. It’s Christmas Eve and it’s snowing pretty hard. The bank is closed, but you bet there’s more than a few stockings’ worth of cash inside. You use your body manipulation ability to flatten yourself into a small crack below the bulletproof glass doors. This ability rules! You stretch your body to slink around security cameras and shrink your hand into filing cabinets to unlock them. In one of the cabinets, you find the code for the big heavy vault. And to think, you could’ve been shoving yourself into dirty chimneys all night.

The next day, you give your family what they’ve always wanted for Christmas: boxes and boxes of stolen cash. You tell your youngest not to launder it all in one place.

THE END