“MAN BRAINS SOFT IN MOUTH. BRAINS KEEP LEAVE MOUTH WHEN TRY TO PUT IN MOUTH. STAY IN MOUTH, BRAINS. LOLOLOL! MAN BRAINS REALLY HIT SPOT. IF SEE MAN WITH BIG HEAD AT 8TH AND BLOODWAY, RECOMMEND YOU KILL ANYWAY CAN BECAUSE THESE BRAIN NOT TO BE MISSED!!!”

After you post your review, you stare at your phone’s screen for a few hours. Finally, a notification pops up. 1 zombie found your review helpful! You’re so excited to connect hungry zombies with under-appreciated brains!

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