You think to yourself “help is so hard find”
As two floating brains do a hot bump ‘n grind
The Black Lagoon Creature skinny dips in The Blob
Everyone blames The Mummy for the toilet clog

Just then, Igor bursts through the door with a thud
“I searched Vape-n-Save for Dank as Night nugs.
I found them no problem. Here you go master!”
No problem? Pfft. He could’ve gone a lot faster…

The wolfman gets high with a monstrous bong
Your mash was a huge smash all-fright long!

THE END