You think to yourself “help is so hard find”
As two floating brains do a hot bump ‘n grind
The Black Lagoon Creature skinny dips in The Blob
Everyone blames The Mummy for the toilet clog

Just then, Igor bursts through the door with a thud
“I searched a wet grave for witch beauty mud
I found it no problem. Here you go master!”
No problem? Pfft. He could’ve gone a lot faster…

The witches apply it. Their cheekbones look strong!
Your mash was a huge smash all-fright long!

THE END