You think to yourself “help is so hard find”
As two floating brains do a hot bump ‘n grind
The Black Lagoon Creature skinny dips in The Blob
Everyone blames The Mummy for the toilet clog

Just then, Igor bursts through the door with a thud
“I searched Vape-n-Save for human virgin blood.”
But I couldn’t find any when I searched about.”
The vampires hear him and start to freak out!

They whine and they faint, and then up comes the sun 
You had a good time, but the party’s now done!

THE END