Virgin blood is what vampires crave
It keeps them alive and vibing for days!
“Count on me, master,” Igor says, but you frown
Your party’s fate rests on your lackey clown.

Frankenstein mainlines electrical shocks
The zombies shuffle aimlessly to make a TikTok
Count Dracula scowls, cause here come the dorks
Angry villagers outside your lab with pitchforks

The noise is too loud and they’re making a stink
In response…

• You offer them a poisonous drink
• You say “screw off” with a smile and a wink
• You beg for help from The Missing Link