“BREADSTICKS LAST FOREVER. NO COULD GET TOO MANY. SAME WITH SALAD, BUT WHO CARE ABOUT SALAD LOLOLOL?!”
“SO ME STUMBLE AROUND LOOKING FOR BRAINS ON CORNER OF 8TH AND BLOODWAY WHEN SEE BRAIN MAN AT BUS STOP. HE HAVE NERVOUS ENERGY. LOOK AROUND LIKE HE NO WANT TO BE EATEN. AND HE HAVE GIANT HEAD. LOOK BIG AND JUICY. ME SNEAK UP BEHIND HIM AND…”