You type the command into the glowing keyboard:

> INVERT PARROT

You turn to your pet parrot, Wingman, who is now an adorable kitten in a bird cage. Huh. Are cats the “inverted” opposite of birds? The keyboard seems to think so. Your cat makes a much better pet than the bird, and you enjoy his fuzzy companionship for years to come.

THE END

To share your ending with the Twitter button below, copy the full URL from the address bar first.