You type the command into the glowing keyboard:

> HUG SUV LIMO

You look outside. There’s an SUV limo waiting for you. When you walk up to the vehicle, you put your arms around the hood as best you can and give it a squeeze. The driver sighs. “How come everyone wants to hug the car,” he thinks, “but no one wants to hug ol’ Tony?”

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