You type the command into the glowing keyboard:

> DESTROY DIAMONDS

Your grandmother’s diamond engagement ring, which was on your desk to hock for chalupa money, blows up in a tiny explosion! You turn on the news, and it seems as though diamond rings, necklaces, and phone cases are mysteriously blowing up. The general consensus is that De Beers is responsible. Phew.

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