You type the command into the glowing keyboard:
> CREATE PARROT
On your shoulder, a red and white parrot appears. It says funny stuff like, “Polly, want a cracker?” and “Balls, balls, crap, balls.” Maybe you could shoot a little YouTube video or something. Wingman, the pet parrot you already own, looks insanely jealous.
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