It’s a sunny afternoon. You’re off to your private cabana to enjoy throwing away a complimentary fruit and cheese plate by the infinity pool. As you rub cool, moisturizing sunscreen all over your perfect body, you notice the attendant asking the pregnant mother and her two swimming children for their pool passes. You nod in recognition, like watching an old movie. The mother looks frantically through her many bags of fruit snacks and toys, but can’t find the passes. The attendant points to a sign saying “No Trespassers”…
- Pretend the family are your guests.
- Pretend the family are wanted criminals.
- Pretend the family are mutant cyborgs from the sewers.