Thanks to your advice, The Mighty Ogre started feeling better about himself and taking better care of himself. After giving up the superhero dream, he quit the junkyard to become a renowned fitness instructor. He stopped eating live pigs and went vegan. He invited you to the housewarming for his lovely minimalist downtown apartment. 1 bedroom, 1000 square feet!

After six months, he decided he didn’t need your services anymore. But you’ll always remember The Mighty Ogre as a great client who paid in full, in advance, in cash. You’re really going to miss him.

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