Thanks to your advice, The Mighty Ogre started feeling better about himself and taking better care of himself. After giving up the superhero dream, he quit the junkyard to become a renowned fitness instructor. He stopped eating live pigs and went vegan. He invited you to the housewarming for his lovely minimalist downtown apartment. 1 bedroom, 1000 square feet!

Even though you only had one session with The Mighty Ogre, he’s shouted you out on his podcast – Get Ogre It – multiple times. There’s no greater joy in life than being kindly and unexpectedly referenced on a podcast.

THE END