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“ME BEG FOR BRAINS. SO HUNGRY. NEED BRAINS TO LIVE. BE EMPATHY. PLEASE!!! MAN LOOK FOR BUS AND SEE NO BUS. INSTEAD SEE HUNDRED OTHER ZOMBIES WALK AROUND. SO MAN USE GUN TO SHOOT SELF IN HEAD. HE MISS AND BRAINS STILL GOOD! YAYYY!!!”
“ME TAKE BITE OF BRAINS AND WHAT ME NOTICE MOST WAS…”